Go Ahead, Touch My Junk

By now everyone has heard the story of the San Diego passenger who stormed out of the airport after refusing to submit to one of those new fandangle strip search body scans that puts your goodies on full display. Opting instead for a pat down, he discovered that the latest airline pat down involves the TSA agent’s hands and fingers examining the groin, he balked at this and told the TSA agent “if you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested.” Suffice it to say a slogan was born, supervisors were called, and the passenger in question was ultimately escorted away and did not fly that day.

The point of this article is not to go off on a tangent about the merits or the woes of reduced privacy in the name of security, rather we’re here to talk about those times when the strip search you submit to is totally of your own will, when you unveil your goodies because you want to, and you want to look your most impressive, and you want to perform at your best levels. What we’re talking about are not the “if you touch my junk, I’ll have arrested” occasions—Hell, we don’t really see too many occasions to be overly shy with our junk around here. What we’re discussing instead are the “please go ahead and touch my junk” occasions and how this simple philosophy can actually improve and enhance your sex life and your sexual performance.

Getting your junk touched is good:
(AKA What every guy needs to know about getting his penis hard.)

Men and male virility come in all different varieties, and on top of this fact erection response and sufficiency declines with age. Many men as teenagers find spontaneous erections to be the norm, brought about from visual stimulation or just thinking about sex. These same men often become discouraged later in life when their erections stop forming out of thin air. This can begin at any time but men often begin to notice a decline in auto-erections in their mid to late twenties. What these men don’t realize is that there are other guys for whom the erection response has never been so spontaneous. Because pop culture tells us that guys, especially young ones are all walking around with led pencils between their legs, we tend to believe it. However there is a whole other population of men who tend to be tactile (I.E. they need to and are used to involving more physical touch to prompt their penis into hardness). What all men must realize is that as a man matures, whatever his initial erectile response style may be, he will ultimately need more physical prompting: stroking, sucking, caressing of the penis and other erogenous zones to achieve his hard-on. Whether it’s masturbation, oral sex, body grinding or any mix of all of the above, it comes down to a need for tactile foreplay. Contrary to popular misconception foreplay is not just something that guys do for girls to get them heated up. Men who don’t understand these facts have a much higher incidence of dissatisfaction with their penis, with their potency and with their sex lives as a whole as they move beyond their twenties.