Wet-N-Wild: Bring A Bigger Penis To Bed
 | Bringing More Beef To The Bedroom:
Wet-N-Wild Ways To A Bigger Penis
There are techniques available to you, practices that the better lovers among us know and apply religiously in order to have their best in class donkey-dong on display when it’s time for a roll in the hay. Like a runner warming up before a marathon, or a power lifter gearing up for a record setting lift, there are things you can do to your body that get it prepared to perform in the ways you want it to, at peak levels, and this truism is not limited to just athletic pursuits but holds true for sexual ones as well. So the question is, do you know how to optimize your sausage for the big show?
These techniques are universal. These approaches will work for hard boys (guys wearing HARDWEAR who obviously have the ultimate beef-booster cock ring on their side already), and these techniques will also work for those men out there who haven’t picked up their HARDWEAR yet and are looking for ways to put their best cock forward. This article is actually the first in a series that looks at holistic ways of bringing more beef to bed, and in this segment we are focusing on “Wet-N-Wild” methods for preparing your penis to be its biggest and best, and yes, by “Wet-N-Wild” we most definitely mean that water is involved. |
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| Method 1: The Penis Power Shower
Most guys know that a cold shower is a great way to get rid of an unwanted erection (and here are a pair of words we don’t often see on this site, unwanted and erection used together). Did you know that a hot shower has the opposite and far more desirable effect of priming your body to produce bigger erections? Hot showers don’t give you an erection, but they do promote great blood flow to your penis and genital region. So, if you were to have an erection after standing naked in a cold hallway for 10 minutes, versus after standing in a steamy shower room beneath the hot flow or running water, you would find that the two erections would be very different. The cold hallway erection would be small and flimsy by comparison, where as the hot shower erection would be beefier, fuller and harder.
Your erection is all about blood flow and warm temperatures are good for blood flow. Hot water is an excellent way of transferring heat to your body, and too the parts of your body where you want that heat to count the most. |
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| Implementation Tip: Showers, steam showers, saunas (but saunas take longer since there is no water to directly flow over your goodies), all are good ways of implementing a penis power shower.
Implementation Tip: Invite your girl into the shower for some sex, it’s an excellent setting for sexual escapades; your penis will look and feel its biggest and best; and standing up shower sex positions can be a lot of fun.
Implementation Tip: Take a hot shower before you hit the sack for some sex, washing your genitals thoroughly. The friction is great too, like foreplay before the foreplay, only this foreplay will have the added encouragement of hot running water, which really does the trick.
Method 2: Bath Time Is Lots Of Fun
I don’t have no stinking shower, just a bath. Don’t worry m’man, the hot water is the key, the shape the hot water takes is irrelevant. In fact a bath, in which your genitals will be totally submerged in wet heat is probably the absolute best way to implement this natural enhancement. Now bath’s by their nature take longer than showers and just require steps like filling the tub, etc, etc. Guys tend to like showers better which is why the “Penis Power Shower” is first on our list. But a hot bath will certainly do the job, maybe even better and ladies love to luxuriate in a hot tub so getting her to join you won’t be a problem, but beware sex in a bathtub is tricky.
The instructions for soaking your junk (not for having sex in a bath) are simple. Submerge yourself in liquid heat, wash your genitals liberally, expect your package to be bigger and more potent.Implementation Tip: Bathtubs, soaking tubs, Jacuzzis, hot tubs, they are all created equally in terms of soaking your penis for maximized beef.
Implementation Tip: Invite your lady in for some bath time sex. Yes your penis will be ready, but are you? You gotta have the right moves to have good sex in a bathtub no matter how buff your penis is. Being submerged in water washes natural lubrication away, so the bath will have an opposite effect on your lady’s loins as it... |
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 | | HARDBOY Implementation Tip: Wear your horseshoe into the shower with the clip disengaged allowing the hot water to promote the fullest circulation. See how the horseshoe traps blood at a level your body could never match on its own. Being familiar with HARDWEAR you will already be familiar with having an enhanced super-penis, but get ready, HARWEAR amplifies whatever circulation your body sends its way so if your body is in a hot-water-induced heightened state of blood flow, your HARDWEAR erection will balloon even bigger. You will become hard very quickly wearing a horseshoe under the flow of a hot shower, slip your clip on to lock the enormous size in place (wash the bathe the genitals in the flowing heat for a few more minutes), have some sex right there in the shower or towel off and head into the bedroom for main event (you’ll have a flag pole hanging off the front of your body at this point and your partner will likely be unable to contain their excitement at the first site of you). |  |
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| does for you. Get yourself a bedroom black belt gold membership if you want to learn all the best sex techniques and sex positions. For just a little hint right here, the trick to great bath sex is to splash a lot but DONT stay submerged.
Implementation Tip: Easiest implementation is for you to get out of the bath and head elsewhere for the main event with your primed for sex penis. Maybe you and your lady do a little foreplay in the tub, but head elsewhere for sex. |
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 | HARDBOY Implementation Tip: Wear your HARDWEAR in or put your HARDWEAR on a few minutes after dipping into the tub. Being fully submerged it won’t take long at all to get the circulation going. Wash your genitals with the HARDWEAR on, be ready to experience an enormous HARDWEAR and hot water hard-on. As mentioned above, if you’re going to have sex in the bath (good sex) you have to be good at sex. Bathtub sex is trickier than you may think, but HARDWEAR gives you an advantage, even if you run into a few sticking points of not knowing what to do in the bath with your partner it’s incredibly difficult to discourage a HARDWEAR erection away, so hugely hard as you will be, we are almost certain you can figure your way to getting the job done. |  |
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 | Hard boy Implementation Tip: The “Sink and a Smile” approach is just like the “Penis Power Shower” except that since you aren’t in a shower, you are at a sink, you will focus the heated water directly at the genitals and surrounding area. Where you could direct the flow of water in the shower with the shower head, at the sink you will use your hands (lathering on soap) and your trusty wash cloth (soaked in hot water) to direct the heat to your penis.
Starting without your HARDWEAR makes it easy to lather up and wash away all the soap. Once you’re clean of soap slide your horseshoe onto you penis and wash with hot water for a little while longer (HARDWEAR is completely water safe). Put your clip on and soak the rag again, ring it dry and wrap your penis in its heat. Your bionic bone will be set for a more than stellar showing. | |
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| Method 3: A Sink And A Smile
So you got no shower or bath, or you’re just not feeling like venturing into either one. You’re standing at the bathroom sink (any sink will do) wearing just a smile. What tips do we have for you? Well guess what, you’ll be wearing a big old penis to go with that smile because you can wash your genitals with a washcloth at the sink and get the same effect as with the shower and bath. Here, because you will not be partially or fully submerged we will make the water as hot as we can stand it. Don’t be a dork and scald yourself, we said as hot as you can stand it meaning without injury. Lather up your hands really well and soap your penis and balls thoroughly, the friction and heat are great. Soak the rag so it’s hot, ring some of the water out and then wash the soap off your genitals thoroughly. Wash your lower abdomen and pubic area in the direction of your penis, imagine pushing blood from those parts of your body into your genitals (that’s exactly what you’re doing). Reheat the rag under the flow of hot water often, don’t let the rag become cool, keep it hot. Once your genitals are clean of soap, soak the rag again and ring it dry so that its hot but mostly dry, now wrap it around your penis and leave it there for 30 seconds, repeat a few times never allowing the rag to become cool. After a good hot washing your penis will be ready to perform masterfully.
Implementation Tip: Your partner can’t as easily join into a session of washing your penis with you at the sink as in an invite to some shower sex or bath sex, but that’s okay. The flow of activities will still be very natural. Your partner need not have any idea that you are practicing ancient penis buffing techniques unless you’d like to share the details. Few partners will ever find an issue with you expressing good hygiene, indeed being clean between the legs before sex is a great way to get a lot more oral sex. Combine clean with an amazing looking penis and you are sure to find a few more mouths wrapped around your inches. |
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| Last Thought: The Arabian Towel Trick
So you’ve just finished either showering, bathing, or washing up at the sink. Your penis is ready. You may be hard already or you may be exhibiting a pumped up limp sausage that’s ready at a moment’s notice to spring to action. Remember the hot water doesn’t really give you an erection it just gets your body set for a great erection, your penis will however be in an obviously larger state than ordinary and you’ll be able to feel its exhilaration. If you are wearing HARDWEAR you will be in some state of hardness, likely flagpole stiff. Tie a towel around your waist, this will trap your body heat in with your genitals, the feel of the towel’s fabric should be a nice little stimulation, and you can do Kegels (PC Muscle Flexes) under the towel to push even more blood into your penis. If you don’t know what Kegels are here is another good reason to get yourself a bedroom black belt gold membership to learn all the best sex techniques including penis exercises. |
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